so there was this lady teacher in her classroom, trying to teach some math to the kids, so she came out with simple question to make it a bit easier for the kids to understand, so she asked a kid to stand up and ask the simple question
-if there are 5 birds on a tree, and a man shots one down,…
A teacher is giving her Grade Three class a biology lesson. She says,
“Okay, class, what part of the body, when stimulated, swells to eleven times its original size?”
A little girl blushes, gasps, and exclaims “OH MY GAWSH that is SO GROSS! You shouldn’t be talking about gross stuff like that! My Daddy’s a lawyer, and I’m gonna tell him you’re teaching us gross stuff and he’s gonna get you fired!”
A little boy puts his hand up and says “Miss, are you talking about the pupil of the eye?”
The teacher says “Young man, you are going to be a doctor!
And, young lady…. you are going to be very, very disappointed.”