susiebeeca:

pony-fuhrer:

so there was this lady teacher in her classroom, trying to teach some math to the kids, so she came out with simple question to make it a bit easier for the kids to understand, so she asked a kid to stand up and ask the simple question

-if there are 5 birds on a tree, and a man shots one down,…

A teacher is giving her Grade Three class a biology lesson. She says,

“Okay, class, what part of the body, when stimulated, swells to eleven times its original size?”

A little girl blushes, gasps, and exclaims “OH MY GAWSH that is SO GROSS! You shouldn’t be talking about gross stuff like that! My Daddy’s a lawyer, and I’m gonna tell him you’re teaching us gross stuff and he’s gonna get you fired!”

A little boy puts his hand up and says “Miss, are you talking about the pupil of the eye?”

The teacher says “Young man, you are going to be a doctor!

And, young lady…. you are going to be very, very disappointed.”

oolongearlgrey:

didyouknowgaming:

No More Heroes.

http://www.1up.com/news/nordic-game-conference-heroes-film

I knew it 

I KNEW IT

bandbutts:

If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore

(Source: lazymoth)

bratscad:

Sierra…

broternia:

i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie”  i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me 

sickslickman:

tiqangel:

crookedthinking95:

elvishprincess:

inthedeviltown:

New survival horror in 2014 by the creator of the Resident Evil and Resident Evil 4. He states this is not an action game, no machine guns, no explosions or car chases, this is a horror game.

Detective Sebastian and two other Police officers arrive the crime scene, an abandoned mental institution, to discover a mass murder. He is attacked and soon awakens lost somewhere in the institute surrounded by an evil force and questionable reality.

yesss

Finally! A survival horror game that actually involves survival. It’s been years!!

Yes pleaaaaaaase.

I’d play it.

amarantosmusharna:

Hahaha, Eurydice and Persephone were so fun to draaaaaaw

AWW YIS.